good evening, all . i'm in an excellent mood, despite my ravaging headache, runny nose and watering eyes. but at least my time away from school has left me with time to be rather pensive. observe.

have you ever wondered why little kids can always smile harder than adults? i spend days on end with my siblings and never tire of their angelic grins- i tried to mimic, but alas- my cheeks began to ache before i could substantially stretch the smile.

have you ever thought about sticky-tape and where we'd be without it? Nada. Zip. Ziltch. Civillisation ? I think not. Sticky-tape BUILT this city. Let us just assume that:
Rock = Rock
& = sticky-tape
Roll = Roll
, yes?


&&& WHY I LOVE MY MOTHER:

Mum and all the kids are in the car, driving out of MacDonalds. The traffic is kind of busy, and we sit patiently waiting until we don't have to give way. There is a car waiting to turn in to the McDonals driveway. She's quite large, we can all see the fat from her arms being squashed out by her too-tight tee-shirt. Mum is fed up with the traffic and says, in the protection of her sound-proof car,
'Do you really think you need to be eating McDonalds?'
The rest of the car is in hysterics as we turn into the driving lane.



did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he wore womens' clothing? I KID, I KID. garth equals love.

x soli